clary fray, the girl who stopped the war

Hold on, if I ask someone to be my Valentine, am I asking them to be a cute guy who goes crazy, turns evil, and ugly? Wow. I don’t want a Valentine.

queenclaryfray:

megzrenee:

Thank you Mrs. Cassie Clare for even making me think this thought.

bringing this back cause i originally posted this a year ago and i still think its funny 

and a year later. still cracks me up.


You murdered your wife’s parents, not in battle but in cold blood,” she said. “And I bet you murdered Michael Wayland and his little boy, too. Threw their bones in with my grandparents’ so that my mother would think you and Jace were dead. Put your necklace around Michael Wayland’s neck before you burned him so everyone would think those bones were yours. After all your talk about the untainted blood of the Clave-you didn’t care at all about their blood or their innocence when you killed them, did you? Slaughtering old people and children in cold blood, that’s monstrous.



That was Valentine. A firebrand, a visionary, a man of great personal charm and conviction. And a killer.

That was Valentine. A firebrand, a visionary, a man of great personal charm and conviction. And a killer.


Valentine Morgenstern [X]




Father's Day in the TMI fandom
  • Valentine: Why hasn't my daughter called me it's Father's Day
  • Valentine: Or my bastard son
  • Valentine: Or my gentically-altered not-son
  • Valentine:
  • Valentine: Oh right I hate all of them
  • Valentine:
  • Valentine: I am an amazing father



I am, in the end, what you made me.